Monkey Terrorists?

I just read an amazing article I felt I should inform everyone about. Over at People’s Daily Online, I saw a headline that read “Monkeys trained as battlefield killers in Afghanistan”.  It seems some British and Chinese media agencies have photographed “monkey soldiers” holding AK-47 assault rifles and Bren light machine guns.

*Personally I have searched for these photos and have come across nothing, so if anyone reading this happens to find these alleged photos, please share them.*

The report states that since the United States has used such sophisticated and highly advanced forms of weaponry, the Taliban has no other choice but to obtain and train monkeys as “replacement killers”. There is also speculation that the Taliban is using this as a tactic to have western animal protectionists to pressure the governments to withdraw troops from Afghanistan.

It doesn’t stop there; it seems that Americans are actually to blame for this. Interestingly, the report states that back in the Vietnam War the CIA trained massive “monkey soldiers” and released them to raise havoc in dangerous jungles against the Vietnamese soldiers.

What?

This is so absurd I can’t even think of a smart ass remark to make fun of that claim. Maybe we could send in a super intelligent organ grinder task force unit to keep the monkey soldiers at bay.

Reference: http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90777/90851/7043384.html

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About Bobby the Paranormal Skeptic
Bobby Nelson is a skeptic, writer, and co-host of Strange Frequencies Radio. His personal blog can be found online at www.porkrhine.com At one time, Bobby was what could be called a "true believer" in paranormal phenomenon. Having been an active investigator of the paranormal for 12 years with several different Toledo based teams, he has examined countless claims of activity. But years worth of research and investigation proved to him that the evidence for these claims are generally lacking and, furthermore, the vast majority of so-called scientific paranormal investigators were using improper methodologies which caused them to draw both false and misleading conclusions.

One Response to Monkey Terrorists?

  1. Marie says:

    Poor little monkey, it is incredible how much humans can destroy. The world would have been better without, and there are 7. 000. 000. 000 of them. What a shame!!

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