Martians in Wisconsin?

Woo news is probably my favorite part of the ‘Hey Freq’s’ blog simply because I enjoy reading tons and tons of ridiculous stories and trying to figure out which to share with you all. This one is for sure going to throw you for a hoot. 

Today I am going to take you to Madison Wisconsin where it seems Martians are getting their kicks by making Keith Rasmussen crash his SUV into a strip club.  Apparently, Mr. Rasmussen was asked to leave this strip club after he barfed his brains out in a VIP section.  I know, I know, I was thinking the same thing, this strip club must have very high standards.  Anyway…after being kicked out Mr. Rasmussen got into his SUV, put the vehicle into reverse and crashed into the strip club.  Shortly after police showed up on the scene and questioned Rasmussen and his explanation?  Martians were responsible!  As a matter of fact Rasmussen denied driving the vehicle all together, again it was the Martians that helped him get into his current location.  I don’t know about you Freqs, but strip club, vomiting and car crashes, I think I am going with Keith Rasmussen was just drunk off his ass and used the best excuse he could come up with….aliens.  And why not?  I mean it makes logical sense to blame a drunken car wreck on something that cant be called into questioning, doesn’t it?

Reference:
http://www.channel3000.com/news/24170365/detail.html

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About Bobby the Paranormal Skeptic
Bobby Nelson is a skeptic, writer, and co-host of Strange Frequencies Radio. His personal blog can be found online at www.porkrhine.com At one time, Bobby was what could be called a "true believer" in paranormal phenomenon. Having been an active investigator of the paranormal for 12 years with several different Toledo based teams, he has examined countless claims of activity. But years worth of research and investigation proved to him that the evidence for these claims are generally lacking and, furthermore, the vast majority of so-called scientific paranormal investigators were using improper methodologies which caused them to draw both false and misleading conclusions.

2 Responses to Martians in Wisconsin?

  1. Jason Korbus says:

    Hey, that’s just the ravings of a drunk motherfucker trying to get out of trouble with the cops. This is the kind of stuff that should be celebrated!

  2. Rachel Wolf says:

    I am SOOO using this excuse next time I get busted for pros…I mean speeding.

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